His body was fat
And red with white outline
And as he passed through the chimney
He turned staring wide eyed at the hyper kids
He snapped over to the tree
That was on fire and made from rubber and leather
And I saw the man run
It was just so slow
But funny hearing the sound as he race walked
That fat jolly, man
Red and white
Up the chimney
Where did his pants and belt go?
Part human, part flesh and calories
Part angel-as he came from above(came down though).