Nicolas Cage

So… recently I have been oddly obsessed with Nicolas Cage. I have absolutely no idea why. I am very bored at the moment, so a few minutes ago I thought, “Hey, I should do another blog post, because it’s not like I have a ton stockpiled already,” and then I tried to think of something good to go a post about, but as you know, that didn’t work out. And here we are, talking about Nicolas freakin’ Cage.

So as I mentioned earlier, I have a strange fascination with Nicolas Cage. This isn’t a new thing, since last semester I wound up drawing Nicolas Cage in my sketchbook in art.

I am an odd child.

what’s so special about Nicolas Cage anyway? I mean, he stole the Declaration of Independence, that’s gotta be worth something, right? Oh yeah, and speaking of that beautiful work of art a little bit ago (well, there wasn’t really any speaking of it, it was just sorta… there), while I was drawing this masterpiece, people would walk by and ask, “Are you drawing some weird monkey?” I would reply with no. Although, humans are technically apes, which are in the same family as monkeys, so they were kinda half-correct. I’m just gonna refer to Nicolas Cage as an odd monkey creature from now on. Just a heads-up.

I wonder if anyone has thought about if that odd monkey creature (still Nicolas Cage, if anyone’s confused) was a pug? I mean besides me. Or did I even imagine if he was a pug in the first place? Most likely yes. I could probably get people to imagine it just by telling asking them, I mean all of you thought about it after I mentioned it. And just in case you didn’t, I have included a beautiful picture of what I would imagine it looking like.

Now you know what will haunt your dreams tonight.

Nicolas Cage makes odd grunting noises. I don’t know why I felt the need to throw that out there, but I did anyway.

Here’s a list of all of the movies that Nicolas Cage has been in / going to be in.

Fast Times at Ridgemont High
Valley Girl
Rumble Fish
Racing with the Moon
The Cotton Club
Birdy
The Boy in Blue
Peggy Sue Got Married
Raising Arizona
Moonstruck
Never on Tuesday
Vampire’s Kiss
Time to Kill
Fire Birds
Wild at Heart
Zandalee
Honeymoon in Vegas
Amos & Andrew
Deadfall
Red Rock West
Guarding Tess
It Could Happen to You
Trapped in Paradise
Kiss of Death
Leaving Las Vegas
The Rock
Con Air
Face/Off
City of Angels
Snake Eyes
8mm
Bringing Out the Dead
Gone in 60 Seconds
The Family Man
Captain Corelli’s Mandolin
Christmas Carol: The Movie
Windtalkers
Adaptation
Sonny
Matchstick Men
National Treasure
Lord of War
The Weather Man
The Ant Bully
The Wicker Man
World Trade Center
Ghost Rider
Grindhouse
Next
National Treasure: Book of Secrets
Bangkok Dangerous
Knowing
G-Force
Astro Boy
Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans
Kick-***
The Sorcerer’s Apprentice
Season of the Witch
Drive Angry
Trespass
Seeking Justice
Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
Stolen
The Croods
The Frozen Ground
Joe
Rage
Outcast
Left Behind
Dying of the Light
The Runner
Pay the Ghost
The Trust
Snowden
USS Indianapolis: Men of Courage
Dog Eat Dog
Army of One
Arsenal
Vengeance: A Love Story
Inconceivable
Mom and Dad
Mandy
Looking Glass
The Humanity Bureau
#211
Teen Titans Go! To the Movies
Between Worlds
Running with the Devil
Primal
A Score To Settle
The Croods 2

That’s a lot.

I just realized that I forgot to keep calling him an odd monkey creature, but oh well.

Wow, this has been a weird couple of minutes, I just wrote way too much about Nicolas Cage, and you just wasted a few minutes of your valuable time on this Earth reading this stupid blog post about Nicolas Cage. Why though? Well, I’m gonna go have nightmares about that Nicolas Cage pug. Yup.

One thought on “Nicolas Cage

  1. Raising Arizona is one of the funniest movies ever made, and I confess that I love the National Treasure movies 🙂

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