The phantom’s lair

The first step like all the others damp, mossy medieval age stone.

After descending the steps you enter the first room. Dark and unforgiving, one lone candle light the room sitting on top of the century old piano. The bare room echoes from every step. You can hear him before you see him. A large silhouette emerges from the corner, his white mask glowing from the candle. He makes one glance towards you and you shiver. You follow him walking out of the room as if you he doesn’t see you.

The next room is a dream, full of beauty.  It is shady dark cool almost cold.  As you come to the end of the trees it opens up to a lake. The air is warmer, the sounds of insects almost to loud. The lake seems like a black void, the sun bouncing off of its surface. A ” ploping ” sound breaks the serinity as a fish breaks the surface of the lake. Standing at the edge of the lake pebbles under your feet. The Phantom looks over at you once and laughs and it all fades into Black. His laughter echoes as you look around and see is your feet sinking into a hole of darkness. Your screams won’t save you now.  You close your eyes and your walking again.

The Angel of Music takes you into another room.  This room is filled with memories and music papers, swiming in madness. The music sheets flow over the floor. But the memories are differnet, filled with joy and inner thoughts of sincere happiness. In this room you see the Angels muse. Looking around you can see his childhood memories good and bad, the angel grew up like anyother. His music is scratched out but is beautiful and happy. You take another glance around and see the phantom showing his weakness crying and reminising over a picture of a young beautiful girl, christine. The phantom turns and attacks you,  screaming and crying but your not getting anywhere.

One last scream and it all fades, your in the first room again.  The phantom returns and snuffs out the one candle you turn, and run.

How to laugh through embarrassment

Laughter cures everything. We all have had the awful embarrassing moments, some we haven’t lived down even to this day. When people bring it up your stomach drops and you turn an awful beet red. I’ve found in most experiences the best option in embarrassing moments is to laugh.

First my reaction would be to make a joke. If you act like the incident gets under your skin people can tell, so don’t show any weakness. If you approach the situation with good humor, it will become less embarrassing and more like a little joke. The easiest way to get over an embarrassing moment is to just laugh at yourself. This way, it’s easier for others to laugh with you rather than at you. If you approach this embarrassing moment with humor, it will turn out better in the long run.

Lastly if someone brings an old accident up don’t act sensitive, remember to not show weakness. Just follow the steps above and laugh, It makes you look like you have matured since then and have moved on. Even if laughter can’t cure the truly embarrassing moments but eventually you will live them down.

How to bomb your average quickly

How to bomb your average, I have a lot of expertise on messing up my average whether intentional or unintentional it’s on my top 10 lists of skills.

First you need to wake up late then you need to forget your homework. If the homework is reading you don’t need to do it. You can scan through the pages if you really feel bad but don’t actually retain any information. Listening in class is always optional. When you zone out make sure to look back at the board and glance were the teacher is every once a while. If the teacher says to take notes your best options are to get out of his pen and a paper but just don’t take any notes. You can do your homework but only because you don’t want the teacher to email your parents.

Then you can get a job, the easiest reason to miss school is because of “conflicts”. Or a good excuse is a dental appointment. You don’t do your homework because you weren’t there during class, you could look on the website but you don’t. You probably have make up work for missing the day before but that isn’t bad, make up work is a suggestion. Hopefully you have a quiz on this day. There is no reason to study… You have been paying great attention in class! you’re late to class because—-(insert awful excuse). The teachers probably start to get frustrated with you but there’s really no reason email your parents yet. At this time you should check your grades during class and seeing your marvelous quiz grade and be very proud of yourself!

So after all of those steps your probably on your way to failing. If not rinse and repeat till satisfactory.

where you will find me

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You will find me under water where corals grow like plants,

An escape from the outer world an escape full of emerald green,

Among the euphoric stillness of the water,

Swish of the lake swallowing me,

The sweet serenity of no air eight feet down,

No screams,

Eyes closed,

Lungs filled with questions and my mind knows no answer,

For I’m not drowning in water I’m drowning  in questions,

About life’s eternal unknown,

So I like to do my thinking eight feet down,

Sweet  hum as I slip under deeper,

For me heaven is being underwater murky and emerald,

Above me the sky grows darker,

But I have no complaints for  not everyone can think underwater