How to bomb your average quickly

How to bomb your average, I have a lot of expertise on messing up my average whether intentional or unintentional it’s on my top 10 lists of skills.

First you need to wake up late then you need to forget your homework. If the homework is reading you don’t need to do it. You can scan through the pages if you really feel bad but don’t actually retain any information. Listening in class is always optional. When you zone out make sure to look back at the board and glance were the teacher is every once a while. If the teacher says to take notes your best options are to get out of his pen and a paper but just don’t take any notes. You can do your homework but only because you don’t want the teacher to email your parents.

Then you can get a job, the easiest reason to miss school is because of “conflicts”. Or a good excuse is a dental appointment. You don’t do your homework because you weren’t there during class, you could look on the website but you don’t. You probably have make up work for missing the day before but that isn’t bad, make up work is a suggestion. Hopefully you have a quiz on this day. There is no reason to study… You have been paying great attention in class! you’re late to class because—-(insert awful excuse). The teachers probably start to get frustrated with you but there’s really no reason email your parents yet. At this time you should check your grades during class and seeing your marvelous quiz grade and be very proud of yourself!

So after all of those steps your probably on your way to failing. If not rinse and repeat till satisfactory.