Do you like oatmeal?
I think that oatmeal should be banned in Texas. It’s just so weird. Who would ever think to invent oatmeal?
Why is it here? Did aliens bring it to earth? I think that even with delicious maple syrup the oats just don’t taste good. And the whole idea of meal kind of ruins it; it just reminds me of meal worms.
Somethings just aren’t meant to be eaten- like tomatoes. Whenever I wake up in the morning something about mashed up grains and syrup just doesn’t sound very appealing.
So next time you eat oatmeal you eat oatmeal just think about what it really is.