Follow these simple do it yourself steps in order to ensure mass chaos with your Death Star.
- Don’t have a passage going straight to the core. Cover it up, where the rebels cant fly their X-WINGS right in and blow up your beautiful homemade Death Star.
- Put rocket boosters on your Death Star. Make it mobile.
- Dont leak the darn force field pass codes. You don’t want the rebels to bypass your security THAT easily. At least give them a challenge.
- Don’t have so many robots controlling every thing. Robots can’t do near as many things as humans can do.
- Don’t have so many humans controlling everything. Humans are nowhere near as smart as robots.
- Train your Clone Troopers and Clone Pilots a lot better. They can’t aim! They can’t fly spacecraft! And don’t have entire leigions of troops cloned off of the same one person. Bad idea.
- Make sure your Darth Vader won’t turn on your Palpatine.
- Get Vader a makeover. Seriously, the guy is hideous.
Now now that you’ve followed these simple steps, you homemade Death Star will be even harder to explode! Have fun wiping out planets!
DISCLAIMER: THE REBELS WILL ALWAYS WIN. THERE IS LITERALLY NOTHING YOU CAN DO. THE EMPIRE WILL FALL.
Also can someone let me know: is *Death Star* is copyrighted? I feel like is should know, before writing this.