What do I want for Christmas?
A tackle box stocked with buzz baits, zara spooks, pumpkin seed zoom flutes,
Crawfish jigs, a 7 foot flipping stick, and all the soft plastics
To hook one on a Texas rig.
Jitterbugs and hulapoppers, crank baits and wood choppers,
Devil horses and broke backs, grass frogs and chug bugs.
A 250 Johnson–just kidding! I would never get that!