Once upon a time, Grampappers was being interviewed by a CNN guy.
CNN Guy : “So Grampappers, what’s ur favorite PewDiePie video?”
Grampappers : ” I’ve heard that this ‘Poodpie’ fella is the king of whippersnappers. I’ve heard he shows whippersnapper training films to children through some sort of net!”
CNN Guy : “XDDDD LOL u make me KKEKKEKE!!!!! I tinksss dat u meen D internet!!!!!!!!! PEWDIEPIE IS MY DAD!!! XDDDDDD PLEASE EAT MY LEG RIGHT OFF!!!”
Grampappers : “huh.”
CNN Guy : “Ok well whats your favorite MeMe!?!?!?1”
As CNN Guy says this, it triggers a war flashback for Grampappers. He imagines loads of ‘KABOOM’s and gets incredibly frightened and angry.
Grampappers : “WHO DO YOU WORK FOR!!”
CNN Guy : * takes of his CNN Guy disguise* “It is I! Guy Fieri!!”
Guy Fieri and Grampappers had both been in the 1337th squadron in the battle of the meme planet, XxX_Memeworld_XxX, but Guy Fieri had been abducted by the members of the band Smash Mouth, who sang their song “All Star” in his ears for 6 months straight, without stopping. This constant torture had turned Guy “Ganster” Fieri into a super evil dude!!
“Overlord Pewdie will be pleased to have you! He has been plotting to kill you ever since you shut off the internet for his house!” Fieri said menacingly
“I still don’t understand what an “internet” is. I just shot a big tower with blinky lights on top!”
Fieri sighs, exasperated. “The Internet is like this big database that has information and stuff, you can play games and chat with your friends using the Internet, you can also post funny images.”
“let’s battle!!!” Grampappers yelled.
Grampappers charged at Fieri full speed, before unsheathed his mahogany cane sword.
“whoah that’s gangster dude!!!” Fiery said as he threw a “Guy’s Famous Molotov Cocktail” at Grampappers. With a grunt of effort, Grampappers knocked away the flaming concoction. Fieri screamed shrilly in anger
“My meatballs are killer!!” Guy bellowed. He charged towards Grampappers and transformed into a giant spicy meatbol, planning to crush him with 2 tons of spicy ground beef. Grampappers slid under the meatbol And hacked at the underside.
“YEOUCH!!!” Fieri yelled. “Prepare to get penetrated!” He pointed his head down at Grampappers, and shot spikes of razor-sharp, white hair and Grampappers. Grampappers slid to the left, slid to the right, and did 2 hops. Then, he went to town on the hair spikes, slashing them in half, mid-air! Grampa papers was fed up with this whippersnapper nonsense. He leapt into the air, and swung his feet above his head, generating tons of momentum. He spiraled vertically in the air for a few seconds before his foot made contact with Fieri’s chin, and popped his head clean off! While the head was still in the air, Grampappers threw his cane sword through it, pinning it to the wall.
“My newest trophy!” Grampappers exclaimed triumphantly.