Some people think that the beach is a place to have fun and relax. But I think that going to the beach is a pretty stupid way to do those things.
First of all, it is way too hot at the beach. The glaring sun drains all the energy out of you, thus preventing you from having fun. So now the only choice you have is to go in the water…
Thinking of taking a dip? Think again! All you’ll do is get sand and sediments all over yourself. Literally, sand will be everywhere: in your hair, on your swimsuit, even inside your swimsuit. Trust me, you’ll regret it when you have to spend twenty minutes getting all that sand off you.
With the beach’s hot sun, miles of sand, and disgusting seawater, I think I’ll just stick to the pool.