Okay, so we ALL saw the new Star Wars trailer, right?
You have, correct?
Go. Now. Like, now. I’ll still be here. GO!
Have you seen the other Star Wars movies?
GO GO GO GO!!
You don’t need to bother with the prequels, though.
You don’t want to see them?
I won’t stand this heresy! Leave at once!
Now that they’re gone, we can talk about that lightsaber in the trailer. The one with the hilt.
Weird, but awesome!
But I’m kind of wondering what’s next…
I mean, Darth Mauls double bladed lightsaber, the hilted lightsaber, now what?