Ramen is the best, ramen is the greatest. I love ramen. So I became a ramen noodle.
I am but a measly ramen noodle, and I stay with my brothers in our Maruchan package. We are very content, we love it here. We see just waiting for the day that we will get picked from the bag to be turned into the softer kind of noodle. “Are you ready?” Noodlet, my noodle friend asked me, “As I’ll ever be” I replied and then they ate me.
It was glorious.
And I also got excreted.
Not so glorious.
Ryan the glorious noodle