The Lenny Chronicles #4

The projects did not go well. We tried our hardest to make them go well, and they definitely didn’t. Well, let’s start at the beginning.

The ramen in the arm project, such a good idea, right? It might have been. Lenny wanted to take it further though, and we made a whole ramen man! We named him KekMeme and then he went insane and killed Dr.Li, who turned out to be a synth this whole time! We had to eat KekMeme to stop his reign of terror.

The ramen tacos turn out well though.

We are now finally returning to our journey, and we hopefully we will have good dreams and dank memes

This is Ryan,
Until next time.

The Plague Poem

In Time of Plague

BY THOMAS NASHE

Adieu, farewell, earth’s bliss;
This world uncertain is;
Fond are life’s lustful joys;
Death proves them all but toys;
None from his darts can fly;
I am sick, I must die.
   Lord, have mercy on us!
Rich men, trust not in wealth,
Gold cannot buy you health;
Physic himself must fade.
All things to end are made,
The plague full swift goes by;
I am sick, I must die.
   Lord, have mercy on us!
Beauty is but a flower
Which wrinkles will devour;
Brightness falls from the air;
Queens have died young and fair;
Dust hath closed Helen’s eye.
I am sick, I must die.
   Lord, have mercy on us!
Strength stoops unto the grave,
Worms feed on Hector’s brave;
Swords may not fight with fate,
Earth still holds ope her gate.
“Come, come!” the bells do cry.
I am sick, I must die.
   Lord, have mercy on us.
Wit with his wantonness
Tasteth death’s bitterness;
Hell’s executioner
Hath no ears for to hear
What vain art can reply.
I am sick, I must die.
   Lord, have mercy on us.
Haste, therefore, each degree,
To welcome destiny;
Heaven is our heritage,
Earth but a player’s stage;
Mount we unto the sky.
I am sick, I must die.
   Lord, have mercy on us.
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I really enjoy this poem because I really think that plagues are interesting, and so is the way that they took care of it. I think that older poems are a lot more interesting than some more modern ones because of some of the language in it.  This poem has much of a darker tone to it, and old language, which really makes it look appealing to me.

3 amazing places to explore the U.S.

Whether you live in the U.S., or are just visiting for vacation and looking for something to do, I have some ideas for you! On this list, I will be featuring some of the most awe inspiring locations located in the United States. Get ready for some ideas. 

The Grand Canyon

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The Grand Canyon is a beautiful place to visit, especially in cloudy weather.  The Grand Canyon has some very nice views from the cliff side.

 Grand Canyon Website

 

New York City

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New York City, a very nice city to visit at all times of the year. It is the best if you love lots of slights smells and sounds.

New York City Website

Seattle, I really like Seattle because it’s really rainy there and I really love rain. Also in Seattle, there are lots of tall buildings

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I really like Seattle because it’s really rainy there. Also, I really love rain. Also in Seattle, there are lots of tall buildings

Seattle Website

SPONGEBOB

I love Spongebob Squarepants, and I have ever since I was very little. It’s the first show I can ever remember watching. My favorite character from the show was Patrick. I like to think I wasn’t that addicted to Spongebob, but I really was. Though now that I think about it, sponge bob would be a scary character in real life. I one time got a spongebob Popsicle, it melted and scared me pretty badly.

SPONGEBOB IS MY FAVORITE SHOW, Here’s the theme song.

Are you ready kids? “Aye Aye Captain”
I can’t hear you! “AYE AYE CAPTAIN”
Oohh…
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
“Spongebob Squarepants”

Absorbant and yellow and porous is he!
“Spongebob Squarepants”
If nautical nonsense be something you wish
“Spongebob Squarepants”
Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
“Spongebob Squarepants”
READY?
Spongebob Squarepants

Spongebob Squarepants
Spongebob Squarepants

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! AHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

Sponge Bob Mr G’s Travels via Compfight

 

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Ramen Noodles

Ramen is the best, ramen is the greatest. I love ramen. So I became a ramen noodle.

I am but a measly ramen noodle, and I stay with my brothers in our Maruchan package. We are very content, we love it here. We see just waiting for the day that we will get picked from the bag to be turned into the softer kind of noodle. “Are you ready?” Noodlet, my noodle friend asked me, “As I’ll ever be” I replied and then they ate me.

It was glorious.

And I also got excreted.
Not so glorious.

Ryan the glorious noodle

The Lenny Chronicles #3

So, as you may have noticed in the last chronicles entry, my spelling was somewhat terrible, and that’s because the ninjees used their ninjee Magic to turn half my brain into a single ramen noodle. Once Lenny slurped up the noodle out of my ear, he gave me half of his brain in exchange for that noodle. I actually figured out how Lenny defeated the ninjees; What he did was he blasted them with Meme Beans which turned them into fat cats with rabies combined with babies and they looked they looked nasty.

So now we are back on our journey, but we decided to give up on the bacon monkey temple, and we are now trying to figure out how to create Ramen Tacos, which seem pretty self explanatory but in actually are hard to make since we have also been working with out scientist friend Dr.Li to surgically implant ramen noodles into my left forearm.

Here’s to our projects going well!
Ryan

Fight me ᕦ( ͡° ω ͡° )ᕥ

 

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Lenny’s adventures in the heart of the internet

Lenny was on his way to find Ryan, to start their next great adventure when he started to wonder where memes came from, and once Lenny was sidetracked, he had to find out the answer.

At this point Lenny has been traveling for 9 days to find where memes are made, and after getting information from “the happy mask” which was a local meme bar, Lenny had only gotten the name “the heart of the internet” and directions to it, he was off

As it turned out,  the information Lenny got was faulty because the internet is incorporeal and you can’t actually touch it, Lenny went back onto his quest the start what he had to do first, which was to start the Lenny chronicles.

Lenny Chronicles Journal Entry #2

I finally found out where we are going, and I hoped to never go there. We are going to the temple of the Bacon Monkey.

The temple of the Bacon Monkey was a myth in my village for a long time, it was said that in exactly 420 BC a monkey came wandering into a temple and got granted bacon powers. People worshipped this monkey and made a cult based around the bacon monkey. I REALLY didn’t want to go to go there. So of course I questioned, “Lenny, where are we going?” And he answered ” To find the bacon monkey and make him give us bacon ramen.” Wow, I was a really weird kid growing up I guess, I mean I had to be to imagine someone like Lenny. We walked for hours and hours until we came to a wall, and Lenny told me to climb. So we climbed. I lost me foothold shortly after and we plummeted. We landed on the ninjee temple, oh no! I saw 4 ninjee son rush at my and I fainted

Just woke up, will write more tomorrow,
This is Ryan, the meme master signing off.

Lenny Chronicles Journal Entry #1

Lenny, how to describe him? He was a great friend, or at least a great imaginary one. So, you can image that when he became real and was at my doorstep, I was thoroughly confused. “Ryan, we must go” I was very confused by this, “Go where?” I questioned “To the mountains” he answered. “Okay, how do we get there?” I asked, and suddenly I grew bird wings and we flew off to the mountains.

Lenny and I had survived off of ramen noodles  for 30 days, and I still don’t know where we are going.

 

This is Ryan, the meme master

Signing off

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You see, when I was just an it’s bitty baby, Ninjees attacked my home. At first I was like “Goo Gah” and immediately drop kicked one with my baby feet, but they overwhelmed me. You see I could have handled regular ninjas, but Ninjees are infinitely more powerful. So as one was about to smell my garlic covered baby feet, Ramen-San jumped in, and used his anime powers to kick a guy into a wall, and then he fainted Kawaii-style. I screamed “NoOoOoOooOooooOooOo” and just like that, they disappeared. As I was about to die from the tickling they gave me, I saw Lord Xenu, and dropped into a bow. Lord Xenu granted mercy on my soul,mind gave me the powers of Lenny, and from that day forward I only turned people into ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)’s

Ryan, Reddit Master

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