I finally found out where we are going, and I hoped to never go there. We are going to the temple of the Bacon Monkey.
The temple of the Bacon Monkey was a myth in my village for a long time, it was said that in exactly 420 BC a monkey came wandering into a temple and got granted bacon powers. People worshipped this monkey and made a cult based around the bacon monkey. I REALLY didn’t want to go to go there. So of course I questioned, “Lenny, where are we going?” And he answered ” To find the bacon monkey and make him give us bacon ramen.” Wow, I was a really weird kid growing up I guess, I mean I had to be to imagine someone like Lenny. We walked for hours and hours until we came to a wall, and Lenny told me to climb. So we climbed. I lost me foothold shortly after and we plummeted. We landed on the ninjee temple, oh no! I saw 4 ninjee son rush at my and I fainted
Just woke up, will write more tomorrow,
This is Ryan, the meme master signing off.