If you’re an incoming 7th grader you’ve probably heard a few things about 7th grade, good or bad. So today we’re going to share with you how to have a TERRIBLE year!
1. Sit by yourself everyday at lunch and never make friends or talk to anybody: great plan to help get yourself diagnosed with depression and live your life lonely!
(Reminder don’t actually do this, this is how not to have a good year)
2. Don’t study before tests. A fifty times two is one-hundred, so two fifties is just as good as a one-hundred! Another reason to make this a habit is to brag to your friends about how F stands for fantastic, and A stands for ameteur. (Sorie ef eye spil sumting rong eye never studie 4 inglish)
3. Play video games and never do your homework because… Eh, who cares it’s middle school it’s not like it affects your career. This is a great one accompanied with number two because… hey, If 50’s aren’t low enough for you then why not make them thirties!
4. Eat a junk food filled breakfast before offseason workouts. This is how you end up bent over throwing that breakfast out of your body in a disgusting manner. This is a great way to impress your coaches and show them how impressive your stomach is to hold all of those brownies!
5. Just sign up for all of the easy blow off classes that you don’t do anything in.
(Ex. Student aid, teen skills). The reason for this one is pretty clear, why not have some fun in seventh grade and instead use your summer to learn useful stuff!
6. Go to sleep really late on school nights. Waking up and looking like a zombie is a great way to start your day. Getting referrals by taking a nice second period snooze can really help you get to know the assistant principal.
7. Don’t learn Spanish and instead learn a language that will never be useful to you like Latin (great for people who like dead languages!), French, or Chinese! Because, It’s not like we live anywhere near any Spanish speaking countries!
Thank you for reading and if you’re the hard, boring year type them these steps will be just right for you. This list was made by Brady W, and Travis M (Brady did odds, Travis did evens) so if you’re reading this then make sure to check out both Brady and Travis’ blogs!
His body was straight
And as he saw his prey
And caught an antelope
That had no chance
And I saw a flash of spots,
And a lightning fast tackle,
And teeth blaring,
Sharp and long and white.
Then back to the tree,
With the long white tail
Flashing through the wind
He ran- that fast cat
Straight, spotted, orange,
Part hunter, part racer,
Part lion- for he was bold.
This poem is based on “The Shark” by Edwin John Pratt. The cheetah is a very amazing animal. They cheetah can reach speeds and of up to 75 mph. They can also reach up to 1690 lbs.
The reflection on them shine as
bright as a hundred lit candles.
They rush past rocks and dirt,
making a smooth path as they go.
You half expect them to crash.
This poem is based on Poppies by Roy Scheele. Roy Scheele also wrote A Far Allegiance (The Backwaters Press, 2010). His poetry has been published in former U.S. Poet Laureate Ted Kooser’s column,
Are you stuck looking for some good tourist attractions? Then look no further than this list of top three tourist attractions in the U.S. This list includes attractions with the best rides and best views.
#1. Walt Disney World: Disney World is one of the biggest theme parks ever. It consists of Magic Kingdom, Epcot, Animal Kingdom, and more. There is hundreds of rides and attractions at Walt Disney World to explore.
#2. Yellowstone National Park: Yellowstone offers amazing views of wildlife and geysers. One of the most famous geysers is Old Faithful. Yellowstone National Park is one of the best attractions ever.
#3. Grand Canyon: The Grand Canyon is a huge canyon where you can see awesome side views of the layers of rock. The Grand Canyon has a beautiful view of miles of canyon.
One of my favorite series is the Harry Potter series. There is so much adventure and action in the secret world that we don’t know about.
The book is about a boy named Harry Potter whose parents were killed by Voldemort when he was a baby. He lived with his Aunt and Uncle until Hagrid took him to the wizard world. He goes to a school named Hogwarts where he learns a bunch of magic spells and makes some new friends.
Voldemort starts to come back and hunt down Harry. They have many battles in this exciting book. If you are looking for a book to read, I would suggest this one. The twists and turns make this series one of the best I’ve ever read.
One of my favorite book series is the Hunger Games Series. I think that Susanne Collins did an amazing job making a page turning book that almost everyone has read.
In case you haven’t read it, it is about a girl named Katniss Everdeen who lives in District 12 in Panem. The worst district to live in of them all. Her sister, Prim, gets picked for a “game” where kids fight to the death in an arena, The Hunger Games. Katniss volunteers to take Prim’s place. She is joined by a boy named Peeta on her way to the hunger games.
It is really exciting with danger at every turn. The Hunger Games series is a really great series. You should read it if you are ever looking for a book series to read. What is your favorite book series?
Everyone is arguing about who they they think is going to win the Super Bowl. I’ll tell you right now that the Broncos are going to win. They are just a better all around team.
Also, I just don’t like the Panthers because everyone likes them this year. The Broncos have been my favorite team since third grade. I like them because they are my uncle’s favorite team. Also, I just like all the players, especially their defense.
I know that the Panthers are good, but I don’t think that they can beat the Broncos. Many people don’t think that though, they like to say that Peyton Manning is old, and says that the Broncos are bad. Just watch them sweep the floor with the Panthers!
My name is Jack Matthews and I am 13 years old. I’m going to tell you the story of how I saved the world with a little help from my friends. Here is how it all starts.
I was walking in the park with my friend John. He has brown curly hair and dark brown eyes. “So, what do you want to do today?” he asked. “Well, I’m going to baseball practice after this, but I don’t know what I’m going to do after that,” I responded. “Well maybe you could-” was all John could say before we heard someone screaming behind us.
As we turned around I could see some crazy dog thing chasing Mindy Winchester from our school, Fromberg Middle School. The dog was huge and had six legs, three ears, and four eyes. But the weirdest part was that it’s fur looked like green fire.
Immediately upon seeing it, John leaped into action, grabbing a thick but long stick and continuously whacked the beast thing. I saw Mindy stare in horror farther up the road, wondering what she was staring at I looked to see at least twenty more of them bulldozing down the street.
I recently read a book called Dead City. It is really good and I am about to read the second one.
It is about a girl named Molly who is a normal girl. For the most part. Instead of hanging out at the mall, she hangs out at the morgue. Weird, right? She gets invited to a zombie killing organization called the Omega. They fight zombies that get out of hand, but for the most part they just try to act normal and NOT live normal lives. She has to train to become a Zeke, which is a zombie killer, and join her friends in keeping the population safe from dangerous zombies.They have to go down into Dead City which is an underground place where all the zombies go to be themselves and eat weird food. They are more powerful the farther down they are, so to escape them the Omegas have to go really high up.
Dead City is a really good book that you should read if you are looking for one to read.
My favorite book is Maze Runner by James Dashner. It’s about a boy named Thomas who gets put into a place called the Glade. He and his new friends are determined to get out, but the problem is that there is no way out…. So they think.
All of a sudden everything starts going wrong. First a girl is sent up, first one ever, with a note that says she’s the last one ever!. That freaks them out, but it gets worse. Grievers, the creepy cyborg bug things, suddenly start coming into the glade. What happens next is awesome, but I don’t want to spoil the book. Read it yourself!